I’m really getting tired of our damn oven.
So let’s rewind a bit.. say to around Thanksgiving ‘06. Our oven was starting to behave funky. It’d take foooreever to preheat. We’re talking like an hour to get somewhere in the vicinity of 350 degrees. “Don’t be ridiculous!” Balki would not approve. Anyway.. we thought we’d be able to squeak by and have Lonny’s Aunt’s magical 2-hour turkey. Oh no. What we had was… very hungry guests. For a dinner that should have started around 7pm, we didn’t eat until after 10pm. Luckily we had enough goodies to tide people over. The turkey finally cooked and we fed our wonderfully patient friends.
A few weeks later we noticed the digital display looking funny. Like this:
Pushing the buttons didn’t do any good. It just laughed at us.
So now the laziest battle began – who would end up calling or going to the complex office and let them know our oven went kaput?
Reasons, some logical, some stupid, flew back and forth.
“Did you call the office?”
“No I was busy all day – you do it.”
“You’re the one that wants to bake things.”
“So, you’re the one who came home first.”
Great huh? And yes dammit I wanted to bake things. Weeks had passed (we don’t use our oven often, as you can tell) and I got a bug up my butt about baking. I wanted to bake green cupcakes for St Patrick’s day – and while I had the option of going to a coworker’s apartment to cook, I still wanted our oven fixed. So I finally told the apartment complex people the damn thing is broken – so fix it.
WEEKS LATER (still before St Patty’s day, mind you) and one fix-it job that didn’t work later… we got a BRAND NEW OVEN!! (pretend Bob Barker just said that)
AWESOME right?
Two weeks into having a new oven and only ONE BAKING ADVENTURE later.. our oven display looks like this again.

(same pic as above, but you get the drift, yah?)
Why? Have I offended the oven gods in some way? Should I be baking more? Am I to sacrifice a cupcake next time? Just throw it into the burning jaws of our oven and tell it bon appétit!
Phooey.
I’d like to bake again. I’ve been watching Tivo-ed episodes of the Food Network’s Ace of Cakes and I’m ready to learn the world of fondant. I want to make things of cakes. Okay that last sentence made sense in my head, not sure about yours.
Anyway…
Back to the lazy battle.
“Did you call the office?”
“Noooo…”