I’m slowly uploading pictures from the roadtrip I took back in 2004 with Amy and her friend Maria.

Aw hell it’s not like it had a lot of my faith.. but COME ON.

Rumor: Nicholas Cage as Magnum P.I.?

This rumor makes me want to dry heave and poke my eyes out.

Tom Selleck only. Or don’t remake the damn thing.

It is so disgusting when they have these ideas of ‘bringing back classics’ or however you want to categorize it and yet they tweak it and mess with it so much it either becomes a mockery of the show or a complete failure. Frankly I think the only one that worked was the Brady Bunch movie.

Anyway. Why do they insist on giving Nicholas Cage roles? Seriously, can’t he just go live in his castle somewhere and stay there? Does the movie industry REALLY need him? If they needed an emotionless lump they could just hire a boulder. It might have more character than he does anyway.

My stomach hurts. Why’d he have to go and name his kid Kal-El too? WTF? Go AWAY NICHOLAS CAGE. Go. Away.