Oct 31 2004
"What? There are huge rats in the maze??"
Every year (ok for the past 4 years now at least) a group of us travel to the Ardenwood Historic Farm and find our way through The Maize. This year our trip took place Halloween weekend. Whooboy. What a difference! The past few years we have either gone a few weekends before Halloween or the weekend after. Either way, there was hardly anyone in the maze and that allowed us to meander through the corn at our own pace. Sometimes, we’d run off, ignoring the trivia posts that help you with directions.
Saturday night, Adam and I picked up Maya and drove out to meet Shanta, Marc, Amy, and Jen at the Maze. As we drove up we noticed a mass of car lights. Then the mass of people. Then.. the LINE. THERE WAS A LINE. There had never been a line! We shared frustrations (”It’s like Disneyland!” “Why can’t there be an age limit? Take the children away!”) and went over to the pumpkin patch behind the maze. Maya, Adam and I played around on the mountain of hay, the mini-hay maze (Adam got lost.) and with the cutout photo areas.
A few minutes later we met up with the rest of the group and headed on over to the line for the maze.
At the end of the line we found the Corn Cops.
Yes. Corn Cops. They had matching hoodies on and everything. They told us that the line was closed. At this point it was 8pm and the Maze Officials will only allow people in up until 9pm (everyone had to be OUT of the Maze by 10pm). So we grumbled a bit and the lady said “well if you want to risk it, and stand in line for an hour, maybe they’ll let you in.” OK!
So while in line we came up with various ways to sway other people in line to LEAVE the line. Rats in the maze.. etc. Nothing worked. There was a plot at one point to dive into the side of the maze and fight our way in. We figured the Corn Cops would be all over us – “We’ve got a CODE POPCORN! I repeat, CODE POPCORN!”
We made it into the maze – and so did the other 20 or so people who managed to get in line behind us. “The line is closed.” pshaw, right.
Now, one thing I didn’t mention yet — the night we went, was a “haunted” maze. I figured, haha this is going to be cheesy mccheese and we’ll lauuuugh and laugh. Ok we laughed… but we were scared! What was the first creepy/scary costumed person we came across? Oh .. just some guy DRESSED UP LIKE A CLOWN. He had his mask tilted too. From that point on I latched on to whoever was standing next to me. Which happened to be Marc. Sorry if I stretched out your sleeve, Marc!
I didn’t get scared much after that because I was never in the lead (haha!) however I was afraid that someone would jump out of the corn or sneak up on me from behind.
Then of course we ran into some stupid children who thought they’d be funny and scare the adults.
We should have fed them to the clown.
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