

Aren’t they neato?! I’ve never had photos taken of my eyes before so when I had these taken today I immediately asked them to email ‘em to me.
But I’m ahead of myself.
So I woke up for the bazillionth time (not consecutively) with a blurry right eye. Because I’m a doctor and have vast years of training and knowledge (This is a lie.) I kept thinking I either slept on my eye wrong, or maybe I scratched it somehow. Or maybe I’ve been a bit too stressed and my eye was rebelling. Regardless, I had enough of it and asked for a recommendation from a coworker for a eye doc.
A few hours and an eye exam later I was told I have an astigmatism in my right eye.
According to the doc, my left eye is “shaped like a baseball” which apparently is a good thing. My right is a football. Which is bad? Did I miss something? I like football. Maybe it’s a Raiders football, which would make sense. It has the potential to be great, but something is wrong with it. *sigh*
As for the quality of vision, my left eye is awesome. So my options are A) glasses I can use for computer work and driving, B) computer glasses, or C) just driving glasses.
I told the doc I use a computer for most of my day and my major hobby is PHOTOGRAPHY, which btw I use my RIGHT EYE for. AUGH. So he went into this weight lifting metaphor to explain how my eyes get tired, blah blah. With Option A, my eyes would be lifting something like 50lbs all day. With Option B, while I’m wearing the glasses it’d be something like 10lbs and later when I’m not using them, I’ve basically tricked my eyes into thinking life is grand and everything is smooth sailing. Photography and driving (etc) that day will probably be blur-free. Option C, well, I suppose the same thing but with driving.
I’m glad he went simple with me, I was kind of freaking out. Like omg did I have some weird eye disease? But no. Actually my eyes are quite healthy, just ya know, the one with the astigmatism was the only problem.
One contact is an option as well, I just have to decide if I want to stick my finger in my eye or not. Also, he said there’s a chance it would have to be custom. Yay, money. For now, I’m leaning toward Option B.
“I always feel like, somebody’s watching me…”
Alternative title for this post: “Look At My Eye-Boobies!”